I Lubricate My Guns With Liberal Tears Ladies Tee Color:Purple The 1911 is a classic

The 1911 is a classic and a stunning example of firearms manufacturing

Just as George Washington carried a flintlock pistol with him as he stood up against tyranny in the 1700's

That’s why we buy guns

Wielding an AK-47 in one paw and a MP5 submachine gun in the other

"It's Better to Have a Gun and Not Need It Than To Need a Gun and Not Have It"

I Lubricate My Guns With Liberal Tears Ladies Tee Color:Purple The 1911 is a classicThey say the secret to gun maintenance, is to keep them well oiled. We know the perfect lubricant. You see, every time a liberal cries liberal tears, theres a special compound inside those tears that works perfectly as gun lube. The next time the liberal you know is crying and whining about something, put a vial under their eye to catch some of that sweet essence. Try it at your next family dinner when your hippie aunt wont stop crying about hunting.